The Best Olympics Ever

Good Evening!

I've been absent for a few days, work has been hectic.
However, tonight; Housemate, Boyfriend and I have hit upon a bloody brilliant idea.

May I introduce you to:
The Apathetic Olympics.

Let's make this happen.

Basically the Apathetic Olympics will be full (except not really full, we're hoping for a relatively OK turnout) of AVERAGE people doing all the Olympic sports.

The tagline is: I Fucking Hate The Olympics.

It's the Olympics for people who hate the Olympics.

The interviews would be the best:

Interviewer: How much training was required?
Housemate: Well, I run for the bus sometimes and that gets me really out of breath.

The Apathetic Olympics could totally be a thing!
It also caused this spin-off conversation:

Housemate: Who the fuck is interested in the Discus? No one. But, if you tell people that they're all 'oh my god how can you not like the discus?' And I'm just like, oh I'm sorry I didn't know you subscribed to the Discus Channel. And! The fucking Javelin! Who does Javelining anyway? Like, what the fuck do they do to make money? Their sport is only paid attention once every four years, so how the fuck do they make money?

Boyfriend: They have sponsors-

Housemate: Who the FUCK would sponsor a Javelineer? What do you get from sponsoring a stick?

Me: It's like when you sponsor the WWF you get a car badge, except instead of 'I sponsor a Panda!' it's 'I sponsor a Javeliner!'

Housemate: Who the fuck would admit to that?!

...

So that was good, and can you imagine the other sports done by really average people? The diving for example would become lethal, the gymnastics would be people getting on the horse and just sitting there.
My favourite would be the Dressage.

Boyfriend: Can you picture the Dressage? They'd show up with a mangy old donkey or something.

Me: No, this is the Apathetic Olympics- they wouldn't even have a horse! They would show up in a really cheap Topman suit and just side step and hop round the arena.

Housemate: And if you can pick up the shot-put, you get an automatic medal and by medal, I mean rock.

The Apathetic Olympics is totally a thing.

Calories:
7/08- 849
8/08- 682
9/08- 1000
10/08- 833
11/08- 1156
12/08- 808
13/08- 726

However, as a complete sidenote, as you can see calorie-wise I've been doing rather well (if I do say so myself) workout-wise has been good too, out of 13 days I exercised 9. So yeah, not 100% but that's still ok. The past two days I haven't done any but I've been fairly active at work, lifting, carrying, today was painting and I was knackered after that.
So this is a rant about all of the above and losing ONE WHOLE FUCKING POUND.
That's it.
One measly bloody pound. Oh well.