Welcome to my little corner of the web.
It involves sarcasm, sexual innuendo, swearing and a template from Blogger because I have no idea how to design my own.
It is about all the excellent (sarcasm starts now), life choices that I make on a day to day basis. It's also going to include or link to (or just plain include because I don't know how to link) things that interest me and other things that I do (I write, like, stories and stuff, and I make my own nail polish even though I've got glitter supply issues at the moment- first world problems people).
The purpose of this is to hopefully make a few people laugh and to give myself reminder's that I have life goals.
My first really excellent life choice is to go on a proper diet and exercise regime, because I want to be healthy and not get out of breath running up stairs.
That's a lie, I want to look nice in a bikini; screw health, I'm all about vanity.
I'm going to eat much smaller portions, stop snacking in between meals and exercise like a Boss. Now later on I will add a picture of myself so you can get a real feel for what me 'exercising like a Boss' will look like.
(Hint: Not at all Boss like).
I'm going to be updating this briefly everyday with calories and exercise done, but I won't get preachy about how good I'm feeling and all the positive energy.
Because we all know it's bollocks.
So class, I will conclude today with a summary:
Life Choice 1: Get toned before my holiday, because we're in a hotel, not a private villa and I can't wobble in a bikini in front of strangers.
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